• Posted by Califia Suntree on May 24th, 2012, 2:39 PM

    What with being thousands of miles away and all, I had no idea that Brooklyn was experiencing a foodie clusterf…let’s say “clusterfair” called the Great GoogaMooga Festival last weekend. (Is it just me, or does saying that name actually suppress appetite?) Anthony Bourdain described the first day as a “goat rodeo,” and the Very Important People who spent $250 on an all-inclusive pass called ExtraMooga (god knows why they did that) will be given full refunds–apparently, they were basically starved. General Admission proles were treated to 200-deep lines and hotel minibar-like prices for small bites of this n’ that. ($9 pupusas, for instance.)

    In all the mayhem, a bit of hilarity. This faux restaurant menu was distributed, reportedly by members of the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy group, to the foodie horde. Faint with hunger and thirst, some poor souls surely found themselves mapping FUDS on their iPhones and saying to their starving companions, “Boinkies-in-a-hat actually sounds really good right now.”

     

    Fucked in Park Slope – A Brooklyn Blog – Home – Who Handed Out These Hilarious Fake Menus At GoogaMooga Over the Weekend?.

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